Friday, August 13, 2010

Weird things that I saw today

1. 3 guys on the tube with MASSIVE MOLES
- like, HUGE. Like, "Good morning, I'm a cancer" kind of huge.  Really prominent ones on their faces. The ones where, you know, you can't really stop staring, but you feel like you have to, but you can't? Those ones. I almost mistook one for a second nose.
2. A topless dancers bar with HUGE windows covered by HUGE curtains...
- seriously. Really. Why bother.
3. A sign on a building labeled 'Building.'
- I like to think it's owned  by a) MI5  b) a very intelligent rich tycoon with post modernist tendencies or c) someone with Aspergers syndrome. Or possible someone in all three segments.

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